Hang up and go to bed. And quit drunk dialing me! Damn drunks. LMAO
Okay, with the crack out of the way, let me say this! This.
They are French FRIES, not crisps, and I hate that fucking word. Besides, Crisps in that slack-jawed British idiom, are Chips. And Chips are Fries, so why not call them fries? Fucking crisps, British people, the fuck? We invented both the god damned things so we know what they are called. Give us fat Americans some credit. Geeze!
Also, mayo? You must be tipsy. Everyone knows you eat them with miracle whip!
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Okay, with the crack out of the way, let me say this! This.
They are French FRIES, not crisps, and I hate that fucking word. Besides, Crisps in that slack-jawed British idiom, are Chips. And Chips are Fries, so why not call them fries? Fucking crisps, British people, the fuck? We invented both the god damned things so we know what they are called. Give us fat Americans some credit. Geeze!
Also, mayo? You must be tipsy. Everyone knows you eat them with miracle whip!