(still under the influance and wondering if I'm not interesting enough to question)

[fai_dust]

Just thought I'd share: my puppy is a suck and eyeinng me like he's starving. Also, cold/soggy french-fries with mayo are not nearly as good as hot/crisp fries with mayo. I have had to defaut back to ketchup because I'm too impatient to properly reheat them in the oven.

edit: also, how weird is it that I had to edit 'crisps' to 'french-fries' and 'far too impatient' to just 'too impatient'? Evidentally, I think I'm English. And while, yes, Canadian, I'm still from North America, and should not be thinking in those words. Maybe it's to compensate for the fact that when I get absolutely smashed I sound like I'm from the Southern States?
PS; Liz; Yes, to maintain this lovely buzz (at 2:30AM, 3h after leaving your place), I am still drinking on my own. Forgive me, but I am feeling better then I have in almost a month and don't want to loose it until I absolutely have to. But I'm still working on the smaller half-full bottle of Wyborona vodka I mentioed I'd intended to bring, not that giant bottle of Smirnoff I bought (in Dec.) to share with you.
 
edit(2): I coose to believe that the reason (re; subject) is because most of my f-list is in North America and therefor likely asleep and the other is in Austraila and doing work things (Hi, Kimberly!). Also, I must be drunker then I thought, because I should not have been stumbling when I too my dog out to go pee; also I'm craving meat (well, actually, McCrap burgers, so I'm not entirely sure that counts. And even if it does, I blame it on watching 1x12 of Eureka seven hours ago). Serously guys, you're missing out on some batshit crazy querys.

Comments

[i_want_2]

Hang up and go to bed. And quit drunk dialing me! Damn drunks. LMAO

Okay, with the crack out of the way, let me say this! This.

They are French FRIES, not crisps, and I hate that fucking word. Besides, Crisps in that slack-jawed British idiom, are Chips. And Chips are Fries, so why not call them fries? Fucking crisps, British people, the fuck? We invented both the god damned things so we know what they are called. Give us fat Americans some credit. Geeze!

Also, mayo? You must be tipsy. Everyone knows you eat them with miracle whip!

[fai_dust]

...um... *giggles* You're insane, you know that?

[i_want_2]

Sir, that is slander, madam!

[fai_dust]

Yeah? Huh. Go figure.

[dorksidefiker]

Nothing wrong with calling them crisps (hell, I'm from Kentucky and I call them that half the time). It's the idea of eating them with mayo that has me going "eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew".