it's 4:45am and I'm watching YouTube

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It started with me waking up at, like, three am and I woke up with Elvira Kurt's silly Hot Pink Pantsuit line stuck in my head. And after watching that, I followed the side link to Ellen's 2001 Emmy nonsence. It's almost enough to make me consider watching award shows. If only they gave awards to programs that required thought I actually watched.