...really? -This- is innaproperate?

[fai_dust]

 
"...hi lady. What's my number?"
 
This is the message I sent to my sister, about tow minutes after asking her if she minded if I sent her a text. (I needed her to tell me my cell number. I couldn't find it anywhere.) It is also the reason for her to be pissed at me today. Apparentally, it's creepy, because it sounds like I'm hitting on her. This is the girl who talks about "banging" specific old men (RDA, Jon Stewart, Sam Waterston and Richard Belzer usually), "diddling little Asian children", "jizzing" in her pants if she ever visits Japan and describes having her period in the most graphic ways possible. And these are just the first examples that come to mind.

Comments

[i_want_2]

Sounds like you're hitting on her? What a stupid fucking thing to say. It actually sounds like an air headed thing to call and ask.

[fai_dust]

I know. And I fully cop to the airhead thing. But really, she was in the next room at the time; I asked her if she minded if I sent her the text (so she could tell me the number), she said she didn't mind, but then got pissy because I was being a perv for the actual text.

[i_want_2]

Hon, if she thinks that's perverted, then you should really strap her to a chair and make her watch that dreadful american version of QAF. My sister and I make far more salacious remarks and gestures. Tongue flicking has been our teasing, so, tell Ms. Prig to pull the bug out of her ass.

[fai_dust]

Again, believe me, I know. Like I said, someone who talks about "diddling little Asian kids" hasno right to be offended by anything. It's very sad.

Your family, while uh... lets say likely to freak out outside observers, soulds pretty healthy in it's interaction. I envy you.

[i_want_2]

Your sister is a pervert. You know the old adage about 'those who protest the loudest'. Would not surprise me to find out she was the one who initiates all sexual encounters with her boyfriend and probably his friends. Human and canine.

[fai_dust]

*snickers*