random silly memory (from around 2005)

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[with my RPG group of friends] (from four years ago, half-asleep in the car on the way home)
(I'm paraphrasing)

K: "Don't be stupid, you should know by now you're not going to get a ticket, even if you parked on the neighbor's lawn."
M: "What, the cops all hang out at Tim Hortans' to avoid working?"
K: "The only time the cops would come here, even to get coffee, would be if they wanted their hubcaps stolen."